As a preamble, readers should know that we’re not primly anti-Americans. Not at all. We do admire Americans for, at least, 15 Reasons. And we are sure that there are many more…

We promise to do everything in our power not to hate what this woman represents. But hey! What to think of a woman who dedicates her life as a politician to a man who bragged about grabbing women by their pussy? As a woman, the low level of self-respect is close to 20,000 leagues under the sea.

We’re aware that our words here may suggest otherwise BUT we swear that we have the highest respect for male and female politicians who dedicate their lives to a political cause.

Cause. Not leader. Serving a leader, either in politics or in religion, is like a cult. In either case, we’ll be on the brink of the greatest disasters mankind has ever known. Think of when Pol Pot, Stalin, Lenin, Adolf & Co set out to convince crowds of the soundness of their policies. Have you ever wondered what these sons of bitches have in common, other than millions of dead?

The vocabulary used by the Trump administration to talk about their master leader already resembles a cult of personality. And it literally scares the hell out of us.

According to the Rep. voters, Donald Trump would be like the only leader in the world capable of doing this, accomplishing that. Candidate Trump would have been saved by God to fulfill his mission to save America, and make it great again. President Trump would have had visions of what’s right and good. There are dozens of examples like these, each as chilling as the next. See! We’re not talking about politics. We’re pretty much beyond that here, something like belief, faith, etc. Scary.

That this woman had clearly no access to any courses in Philosophy, History, or Ethics is one thing. Online South Dakota State University classes can’t do miracle, uh. But when she struts around in front of illegal Latino immigrants with a $50K luxury watch, we say stop! Enough is enough.

Ever heard of the psychological theory of the « Dark Triad »? The concomitance of three character traits:

1. Narcissism,
2. Excessive self-esteem,
3. Lack of empathy,

leading to machiavellianism, defined by an amoral concern for exploiting others; and psychopathy, impulsiveness with little regard for others. Think now of the Latinos purposely exhibited like caged animals. Trump administration’s ends justify the Noem’s means. Think of the excessive self-esteem. The one that allows you to wear a luxury watch in the despicable prison’s setup. The one that allows you not to question yourself about your action.

Only the reason of the strongest prevails. The one who yells louder, who threatens, who pays, etc. The other’s choice is irrelevant. Because – and we’ve come full circle – the goal we’ve set, the U.S. goal, justifies all the means used.

Being a senior citizen should have prevented her from sinking into the vulgarity. Noem should stay on her ranch with her ideal family, as inspiring as all those sick influencers flaunting their insignificant lifes in their Instagam stories. Take selfies with your horses, your husband, lovers, your kids (and your luxury watches) and leave the world behind you. Trust us: the latter is better off without you than with you.

1. Freedom of Speech, Religion, and Expression

   
   One of the most amazing things about America is its commitment to protecting freedom of speech. Everyone in the US is free to speak their mind and express themselves without fear of censorship or punishment. Americans are also guaranteed the right to practice any religion they choose.

2. Diverse and Inclusive Communities

   
   America is home to people from all walks of life. The country’s diverse communities offer various cultures, languages, lifestyles, and traditions for individuals to explore. America is also a leader in representing and advocating for marginalized communities. The nation is committed to building an inclusive society where all citizens feel safe and respected.

   That’s right! Well, fair enough. Reality is a bit more different. Yes, American cities are populated by cosmopolitans. But they live side by side without mixing. Racist prejudice is rife, even if things have tended to improve since the 70s. Outside the cities, the racial mix is infinitely still complex.

3. Basketball Nation

   
   The U.S. invented the world’s most beautiful sport and the most beautiful league: the NBA. Proof: Winner of the Finals (play-offs) is declared World Champion.

   Franchises like LA Lakers, Clippers, Boston Celtics, Chicago Bulls, New York Knicks, etc. They all have made history.

4. A Rich Arts and Music Scene

   
   The U.S. is the birthplace of Elvis, Johnny Cash, and Bob Dylan.

5. World-Class Universities

   
   America has some of the world’s best universities and colleges, offering educational opportunities to students from all backgrounds. These universities provide various academic and research opportunities for students to explore. Here you can find top-notch professors and access cutting-edge facilities.

   #1 MIT, #2 Harvard, #3 Princeton, #4 Stanford, #5 UC Berkeley, #6 Yale, etc. #184 South Dakota University.

6. Amazing Gastronomy

   
   The U.S. invented the Big Mac^® and the Jif, Justin’s^® the well-known brand of almond butter in the U.S.

7. A Strong Economy

   
   The U.S. economy is one of the strongest in the world. It is known for its low unemployment rates, high per capita income, and strong consumer spending. The country has led the world in technology, finance, manufacturing, and much more. It also provides security in times of need with various social programs designed to help citizens.

8. Vibrant Cities

   
   Some of the most vibrant cities in the world are in the U.S. From New York’s iconic skyline to Los Angeles’ bright lights, these cities offer unique energy. They have diverse neighborhoods of culture, life, and popular attractions like museums, shopping, and restaurants.

9. Friendly People

   
   Another great thing about America is its people. Americans are known for their friendly attitude, making meeting new people easy and forming meaningful relationships. Whether it’s a stranger on the street or a long-time friend, Americans are willing to lend a helping hand and strike up conversations with ease.

10. The Parks and Outdoor Spaces

    
    America has abundant natural beauty that you can explore in its national parks, beaches, forests, and other outdoor spaces. Visitors and residents alike can explore some of the most stunning public lands in the world. Whether you prefer hiking or camping, America’s parks have something for everyone.

11. Thanksgiving

    
    Thanksgiving is a national holiday in the U.S. to celebrate the harvest and share a meal with friends and family on the fourth Thursday of November. It often includes delicious traditional dishes like turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie. This holiday symbolizes unity, gratitude, and joy — something everyone can enjoy.

12. Black Friday Shopping
13. Road Trips
14. Superbowl Sunday
15. U.S. Anthem

    
    No kidding. It’s our all-time favorite 👉 4th Of July